ONCE UPON TIME there was a pinnapple named... Phillpia it was mexican.
One day Phillipia went for a swim and swam ALLLLLLLLLL the way to... umm o___o....INDIA! and the indians got their curries and spraied it on the poor pinnapple then..FARTED on it, looked it up in a cage and shipped it off to antartica which then they....
U CONTINUE THE STORY, GOD DAMIT CONTINUE THE LIFE OF THE PINNAPPLE
upto u really o.o u can kill it off and start a story about an orange for all i care